January 2012
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Because he’s a rude upper Canadian
– My mother on why Rick Campanelli isn’t shouting out to Atlantic Canada. (via fromfailinghands)
BRENDAN GALLAGHER PLAYER OF THE GAME
price-tastic31:
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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campbellsaves replied to your post: gemma, i hate everything this game chooses to be
stoppppp :(
I’M SORE-EE
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whoathisisheavy asked: gemma, i hate everything this game chooses to be
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December 2011
Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.’
– Bernie Parent
Ahaha
(via fuckyeahjosetheodore)
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It seems like there’s going to be lots of murders. Make sure we have enough...
– Philadelphia Flyers goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov, on his early impressions of the rivalry between the Flyers and the New York Rangers.
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If I had known in the late ’70s that it was okay to pig out on human flesh, I...
– Mike Milbury, after Vancouver Canucks forward Alex Burrows bit the glove of Boston’s Patrice Bergeron.
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What? Take him out of the game? No, you put the concussed players back in. It’s...
– Stephen Colbert, on the new era of concussion protocols.
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I woke up with two knees and no big boobs
– Montreal Canadiens defenceman Jaroslav Spacek, on how he knew his arthroscopic knee surgery was a success.
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We’re actually Coyotes fans. We’re just dressed this way to fit in.
– Sign spotted at a Phoenix Coyotes game, held by fans wearing jerseys of the visiting Vancouver Canucks.